My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want